Unofficial Tex Murphy

My dear aunt Gertie lost her dog the other day. I was out posting notices with her when I decided to take this picture. Should I tell her where the puppy is? Or, should I just let her figure it out for herself? What do ya'll think?

Well. That's .. umm ... heh. I'd say don't tell her. Just buy her a new one that looked like the old one, replace it, and try to find the time to scrape it off her backside, without her knowing. It'd be nicer. Wow.

Living proof that the saying doesn't always apply or ring true.
The saying????? Often said in exasperation to someone.



....Well, if it was up your ass you'd know!

Jen!

ROFLMAO!

Please don't tell me there's a cat on the other side

-Cub. =o)

...... ..... ::thinks about that one ...:: .....

ROFLMAO!!!!

I want to know how Jim gets all these pictures!

Better get that lady a Porcupine.

http://images.google.nl/images?q=tbn:oc ... cupine.jpg

Anyone ever see the SNL skit where they're in a hospital room and keep asking,"What crawled up his butt?" and then they find out it was a badger?

Similar commercial went on tv around here a few years back. Some dude is laying down the floor in a new house. He goes for a smoke but he can't find his pack, and then he notices something. There's a large lump in the floor-mats. So he stomps on it a few times, tries to flatten it back out.

Then comes his employer (and presumably the owner of the house) and throws a pack of smokes to him - "I found your tobacco in the kitchen."

"Oh and by the way, lemme know if you see my hamster."

Still can't recall what the commercial was FOR, though. Still gave me a chuckle back then. Other norwegians will perhaps remember.

-Fred

PS: Yes Jim, where do you find your avatars? And is this a new weekly thing? Like... If you forget to change it one week, can we harass you for being out of fashion?

Actually, I have friends (and I use that word loosely) that send me all kinds of nutty pics. I save them and every so often I decide to use them as my new avatars. If nothing else they generate some very funny results and help pass the time till we get some more Tex.

Time for a new avatar, doncha think Jim, ol' buddy ol' pal?

-Fred

Who's the next target, Jim?

Butts me! Er, sorry, meant to say Beats me.