Love story???

Well that made me smile jim realy it did.

So this same 80 year old woman was worried that her husband was getting hard-of-hearing. So, she walked into the kitchen. He was washing dishes with his back towards her. She said "Can you hear me?". . .No response. She walked a few feet closer and said "Can you hear me?". . . Still no response. So she steps up right behind him and says "Can you hear me?" He shouts back "FOR THE THIRD TIME, YES!"

An old woman walks into the bathroom to wash her hands. When she turns on the sink she realizes that he ring is missing. She is worried all night until she gets home and finds out that she didnt put it on that day.

hehe JOTG .

that would be scary, freepizza, for the wife notice husband ring was on the bathroom sink. I hope she doesnt get suspicous of her husband like this was the 20th time he left his ring on sink on purpose.

So there's these three hard-of-hearing elderly English women driving through the countryside. . .

"Is this Wembley?"

"No, this is Thursday."

"I'm thirsty too. . . let's stop at a pub!"

So there's these three hard-of-hearing elderly English women driving through the countryside. . .

"Is this Wembley?"

"No, this is Thursday."

"I'm thirsty too. . . let's stop at a pub!"

So there's these three hard-of-hearing elderly English women driving through the countryside. . .

"Is this Wembley?"

"No, this is Thursday."

"I'm thirsty too. . . let's stop at a pub!"

Gary.....

"FOR THE THIRD TIME, YES!"



-Cub. =o)

Okay, I think I've started something here. May as well continue the histerics.

An elderly couple decided to visit the Holy Land. For the wife, who was quite ill, this was a dream come true.

Half way into thier visit to Israel, she dies. The husband goes to the funeral director and asks for advice.

FD: "Well, we can bury her here and it only costs $250.00, or we can ship her back to the USA for $10,000.00. It's your choice."

Hus: "I want to have her body shipped back to the States."

FD: "Forgive, sir, I understand you may have reasons for sending her home, like family, friends, etc. But, $250 compared to $10,000, I just don't understand. I mean, what could be better than having her buried here? Could you offer an explanation, please?"

Hus: "Well, it's like this. I heard that many long years ago a guy died here and then came back to life 3 days later. I just don't want to take that chance."

So the elderly lady is talking to her friend:

"I just got a new hearing aid."

"Oh, what kind is it?"

"It's about 3:15"

So the elderly lady is talking to her friend:

"I just got a new hearing aid."

"Oh, what kind is it?"

"It's about 3:15"

2 men were out playing golf.

1st guy: "I just bought a new set of golf clubs for my wife"
2nd guy: "Great trade, man! Great!"

You're really lucky. You're wife's a real angel.
Mine's still alive.


To be honest I never want to get married again. I think I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

(Apologies to the ladies)

An old guy gets up one morning and starts putting on his coat, getting ready to leave the house.
His wife asks him where he is going?
OG: "To the Doctor!."
OW: "What are you talking about? I didn't set up an appointment for today!"
OG: "I did!"
OW: "You did? What for?"
OG: "I am going to get some Viagra."

As the old guy is getting the car keys he notices his wife putting on her coat and getting ready to leave.
OG: "Where are you going?"
OW: "To the Doctor."
OG: "What are you talking about? You just said there was no appointment for today?"
OW: "True, but if you're planning on using that rusty old thing I'm getting a Tetnus shot!"



No offense intended for any of the "older" posters of the board. I'm sure you all got going...

-Giv