Unofficial Tex Murphy

Here is the OFFICIAL thread for the caption entries round TWO...

You know the drill, you are only allowed ONE entry in this thread. If you wish to practise your skills, or have multiple entries, please forward yourself to the Practise Thread, where you are allowed as many 'non-official' entries as you want.

Here is this weeks image from The Pandora Directive:







Good luck everyone!

Cub! That screenshot from my favourite ending in PD. How did you guess?

"hummmmmm.... Strawberries. Every time I catch that smell, its either Louie's strawbery shortcake, or on the neck of a gorgeous woman."

"I know you've been eating my chocolates, you're hiding them in your cheeks, aren't you Mr Hamster?"
"Mmbhgfme?"
"Why don't you give it up before I tighten my grip around your neck?"

Chelsea: "Now click on the internet explorer icon"
Windows: BSOD
Tex: "Yeah. That crashed it..."

Chelsee: "What does this icon that says 'Overlord Project' do?"
Tex: "Oh nothing. Just an idea I had."

"Someone's getting lucky toniiight."

Tex: See Chelsea, I told you that new razor gives me a smooth shave.
Chelsea: Tex, my cheek is bleeding.

~Keck

"Hmm... So Chelsee wants to borrow my fedora and my coat... I wonder what kind of "private investigating" she's up to tonight... One can only imagine"

Tex: "There's the kid that superglued our heads together!"

Tex:"yeah im smiling now, but wait till the hearing comes back to me, that i lost from Big Jim Slade beating on my head. Then i will finaly hear what chelsee is asking me.

"wow...this pheromone-laced cologne really does work...go figure..."

Chelsee: (whisper in his ear) "I got a surprise for you."

Tex: "Whats that?"

Chelsee: Turn around.

The entire crew from (UKM/Pandora/Overseer) wave at Tex with a April Fool Day gift with a smile.

Tex: (confuse) "Who are those crews? I must be dreaming. Woah! That guy look like me. The others look like Rook and Louie and others are alive from my previous case? What's going on? Who is the person with the name tag CJ? He my long last twin brother or is that really me? Well I guess I say Hi...hey...you..."

Chelsee: "Wake up! Snap out of it!"

Tex: "Huh? Oh, am back in reality, what a nightmare."

She thinks I'm sexy now, wait'll she sees these limited edition Humphrey Bogart boxers I wore - you know, just in case I got a chance at the Big Sleep-over.

C: Say Tex, are you hiding a miniature version of the Maltese Falcon down there, or is that just a crease in your pants?
T: Hmmm.