Unofficial Tex Murphy

Cursed Dalton! He shot our Tex!
But imagine this: you have met Dalton. Face to face. Your actions? Shoot him? Stab him? Break his neck? My choice: break his neck! Your choices?

Bust his skull in with a can of Fosters!

I'll drag him into a dark corner of the cellar, dig out my CIA-issue interrogation manual and ask very carefully: "Why did you do it?" Then I'll find the guy who gave the order and cause a fatal accident.

Ummm, tear tiny little pieces of his skin off with a razor, and then throw him in a vat of lemon juice and salt!

Not that this would be an option, but what about taking him out for a drink?

I'd probably use both...shoot him in the kneecaps, which I've heard is supposed to be pretty painful...then stab him. Is that an option?

Trust Jcarnby to come up with a viable alternative. Nice.

Aw, I wouldn't hurt him at all.

Freep? You bored or something? Traipsing down memory lane?

Jen it's not only fun to bring back old topics, but it's also fun to respond to them like they are new.