Unofficial Tex Murphy

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=339704

...Interesting.

-Cub. =o)

The dream is dead boys, shut her down.

Yeah, if I were him I wouldn't have a problem with a host of jokes, most of which are complimentary if anything, all over the internet. But I, too, would draw the line the moment some major publishing company started using my name and likeness to put money in someone else's pockets without so much as permission, especially if they unjustly paint him, a real person, as a horny, racist, occasionally criminal character.

Totally agreed.

I wonder if they believe their own stories and whether they´re now worried what he might do to them....

Chuck Norris does not sue you for your money. He sues you for your soul. Then he roundhouse-kicks you in the mouth.

Such is the wisdom of Chuck.

-Fred

(From Slashdot)

-When Chuck Norris sues, he brings the verdict, not the charges.

-You know why Justice is blind?
She crossed Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-I hear he's going to represent himself, since nobody else is worthy of the honour.

-The truth can't handle Chuck Norris.

This one time, Fred met Chuck, and Chuck wanted to fight. Fred stared down Chuck Norris until Chuck came down with ginger hair and freckles.

Just wanted y'all to know how extremely friggin' cool I am.



-Fred