Unofficial Tex Murphy

Bethany - are you the one with your tongue sticking out? If so, you qualify as a real Tex murphy fan. Welcome!

My donut hole has a hole in it. I just wish it was yesterday.

I am indeed! I was thinking more Gene Simmons but now you come to mention it... LOVE TEX MURPHY!!

Ever had those "donut holes" you can get in the supermarket?

Bethany

Obviously not...

Hi Beth you are welcome to draw up a chair. Sorry I've missed this thread until now - seems like there's been quite a lot I've been missing!

Remind me to give you a copy of the TMRT when we next meet up and pass the info to James as well as from what you said from him he would like this site.

You have indeed missed an awful lot including the post where I said PLEASE DON'T CALL ME BETH!!!

Yeah that one you conveniently skipped over... I'm joking. Anyway I'll pass it on to James and he'll promise not to eat your liver.

(For a fee)

Yes. My horrible secret is out. I just like stealing the livers. I covertly sell them to James for his bi-weekly feeding frenzies. I make horrid amounts of money. Don't you wish you were me?

-Fred

I do wish I was you! Anyway you didn't reply to my PM and that's very rude and I'm insulted so you can't have my liver. Or even my third-best kidney!!

PS Fred I love you can we elope to Madagascar?

I can only read PM's in internet explorer. I use Opera, hence I don't get PM's unless I switch browser. And then the passwords needs to be reset. Hassle. Sorry hon, I don't dig stalkers Also, I happen to be taken

-Fred

*sob* it was merely a friendly hello. Who uses Opera these days? It's all about Firefox!

I'm not a stalker really. I could be worse. I could be constantly making references to your liver eating habits... oops...

Well this is realy a good read LOL livers bad havibs stalking donuts it all shows up.

Well ill be in england with the girlfriend from 15 feb to 18 feb this year i wont have alot of time LOL beocuse going to a bday parrty and a entertainment park pubs and well sleep when im on the ship back home i recon.

Neh im not the topic killer i promise Ohh darn i did it again

This has gone on long enough. Liver snatching, without prior consent from the human host, is illegal everywhere on this planet, except Thailand, and even there you have to have a permit and a bathtub full of ice prepared beforehand. To promote such rude and disgusting behavior is to invoke the wrath of Eldrid the Wise. He basically shows up in a grey robe, and beats you over the head with a hash pipe, but I tell you there is no greater wrath to invoke.

So under penalty of Eldrid, the conversations about livers must cease and desist.

It is so ordered.

Especially in Fred's case. He knows better.

I once had a fetish for pushing cats... as in; going up to them and pushing them over. Until one scratched my face off... then after some plastic surgery I demanded the mirror, only to find I looked like a clown. Smashing the mirror on the table next to me, I burst out laughing and left the room.

...oh wait, that was batman!

-Cub. =o)

Don't you just love cats? So we can't mention the "L" word. Dammit that means tomorrow I can't say "I love you"

Yeah cats are great. And where I live it already is Valentines day... I might leave my wallet at home today... gives me an excuse to waive off those expectant moments.

-Cub. =o)

Cub I L*** you! Happy Valentines! Going to celebrate tomorrow by going out with the girls for a singles curry night. Guys should celebrate the 14th March instead (so David tells me)

Bethany x