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Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 12, 2008 • 12:45 pm
by adninsreaction
Fred is a genius, but I'm still saddened by the fact you will not recite poetry to me. I shall weep.

Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 12, 2008 • 3:26 pm
by barefunny
Try "The Tay Bridge Disaster" by McGonagall...

Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 12, 2008 • 3:31 pm
by Bafitis
The Tay Bridge Disaster

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

'Twas about seven o'clock at night,
And the wind it blew with all its might,
And the rain came pouring down,
And the dark clouds seem'd to frown,
And the Demon of the air seem'd to say-
"I'll blow down the Bridge of Tay."

When the train left Edinburgh
The passengers' hearts were light and felt no sorrow,
But Boreas blew a terrific gale,
Which made their hearts for to quail,
And many of the passengers with fear did say-
"I hope God will send us safe across the Bridge of Tay."

But when the train came near to Wormit Bay,
Boreas he did loud and angry bray,
And shook the central girders of the Bridge of Tay
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

So the train sped on with all its might,
And Bonnie Dundee soon hove in sight,
And the passengers' hearts felt light,
Thinking they would enjoy themselves on the New Year,
With their friends at home they lov'd most dear,
And wish them all a happy New Year.

So the train mov'd slowly along the Bridge of Tay,
Until it was about midway,
Then the central girders with a crash gave way,
And down went the train and passengers into the Tay!
The Storm Fiend did loudly bray,
Because ninety lives had been taken away,
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

As soon as the catastrophe came to be known
The alarm from mouth to mouth was blown,
And the cry rang out all o'er the town,
Good Heavens! the Tay Bridge is blown down,
And a passenger train from Edinburgh,
Which fill'd all the peoples hearts with sorrow,
And made them for to turn pale,
Because none of the passengers were sav'd to tell the tale
How the disaster happen'd on the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

It must have been an awful sight,
To witness in the dusky moonlight,
While the Storm Fiend did laugh, and angry did bray,
Along the Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
I must now conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay,
That your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men do say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,
At least many sensible men confesses,
For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed.

Don't think you'll get peaceful sleep out of it, but---...

Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 12, 2008 • 3:33 pm
by barefunny
*shudders at awful poetry!* Fred is a genius in comparison...

Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 13, 2008 • 12:06 am
by Fred Buer
Bruises are red, violence 'gainst you
Knocked out some teeth, broke a nose too

Now stop whining about me never giving you anything!

*Harrumphs loudly*

-Fred

Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 13, 2008 • 1:14 am
by freepizza
A tear from you
Is a gaping hole in my soul
Which has no hoped to be filled

I would cup your blossoming cheek
Hold it forever, as long as it takes
For you to see the love in my eyes

And if your eyes never dried
I would never let go
You are my hope and my only desire

You will never have to fear the end of time
Because when time stops, and existence is a dream
Our love will forge new stars, and it will be a monument to you beauty.

Infinite time to know you
Though I only needed a second
Dry your tears my love, you are my love


This Poem was brought to you by bull crap. By any other name is may sound sweet... but its still tastes like bull crap.

Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 13, 2008 • 2:57 am
by barefunny
Like a bat outta Hell I'll be gone when the morning comes, na-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa!
When the night is over, like a bat outta Hell I'll be gone, gone, gone....

Now that's good poetry :wink:

Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 13, 2008 • 3:59 am
by barefunny

Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 13, 2008 • 12:31 pm
by adninsreaction
Now the creative juices are starting to flow...look what I've created!! MUAHAHAHAHA....DANCE FOR ME...DANCE FOR ME PUPPETS!! I mean...uh...sorry...

Re: Yes I am

Posted: March 13, 2008 • 1:19 pm
by barefunny
Yeah. Right. Whatev!