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I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

You do realize that you just stated that Regan Madsen is Freepizza's grandfather?

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
emanymton wrote:
Jim the old guy wrote:How about: "The Fred Adventures?", or, "Adventures With Fred?"
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Fred Texstone? (Of course the the Barney Rubble part will have to be reworked.)

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Well if you've ever seen Charlie the Unicorn on youtube, we could make a similar Fred-themed type one? The Adventures of Freddy the Moose?

B
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs
As long as Fred the Moose talks in the same creepy voice as the Unicorns did to Charlie. You know, to maintain realism. Because Fred is creepy. Like the unicorns.

Fred also wants your liver.
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Mmmm liver with fava beans and chianti. I think we can manage the voices, everyone seems to be fairly creepy around here. In fact I'm so sure we can pull this off I'm already thinking of a sequel: The Silence of the Moose! Starring Fred as Buffalo "Moose" Bill?

You can tell it's only 8 am... :wink:

B
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs
Demonlawyer wrote:I knew what you were getting for christmas - I felt your presents.
That's not all you felt. That funny look in your eyes and that nervous twitch kinda gives it away...
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs
I love this thread.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Is that controversial?! Oh... wait... of course it is. You're not supposed to admit to loving a controversial thread! Gotcha.

Talking about livers, did anyone see the Jeremy Kyle two-parter about the Jesus Christians? Well, it wasn't just about them, it was about various dangerous cults. But the Jesus Christians were the main feature of part 2 and it was hilarious.

So come on, be brave and admit you watch Jeremy Kyle? Or possibly you are a member of the Jesus Christians? Or both?!
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs
I'm not creepy, I have a fragile inner being! Like the first flower in a snowy roadside ditch. Please don't hurt my feelings...

Or I'll take your livers!

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
I sold my liver to Ned Flanders for a donut!
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs
My whole life has been a donut hole.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Mmmmm, custard donuts. Where are we on the moose animations?
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs
Has anyone actually welcomed you to the board, Barefunny? You sort of just popped into existence here through sheer force of will. Not unlike Malloy's non-sensical posts.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Actually you raise a good point, Fred. Seeing as David introduced me to Tex Murphy I thought he would try and make me feel at home... but I think he's just had plastic surgery and fled to Russia, so I may be out of luck.

So I shall introduce myself. My name is Bethany and I live in England. Near David. And I work in Waitrose for some unknown reason. There, that's it really!

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"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs
The fiend! Only the worst sort of villain has plastic surgery and flees to Russia!

Actually, in all honesty though? Only the worst sort of villain says 'Ciao'! And if you can figure out where I found that quote, then you're awarded 10 pop-culture points.

Also, welcome to the board Bethany, stay awhile, pull up a chair, light another candle in the window, and as always - keep the faith.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
I'm afraid I have to give up on that quote... unless you made it up and are cheating? Nah seriously I don't know.

I have pulled up a chair (it's a very nice folding chair I found in a skip!) but I can't light a candle because Mum may think I've joined one of these strange cults and you know what parents are like! I will, however, light another cigar and put on my limited edition Tex Murphy slippers.

Bethany
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs