Wanna fill me in?
Nonsensical revolution? Does that mean we have to sing from the diapraghm-a-lot?
-Fred
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
"I prayed to God for a new bike everyday, but I never got one. Eventually I figures out that that's not the way God works, so instead I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness" -TG
Bests, Rockefeller
Bests, Rockefeller
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do"
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A young boy wanted a bicycle more than anything. Everyday he prayed for his bicycle, hoping that Christmas would deliver his dream.
Christmas came and went, to no avail. The little boy received no bicycle. He asked his mother,"Why didn't God help me get a bicycle, Mommy?"
"Because God helps those who help themselves," the mother replied.
Taking this advice to heart, the little boy began cleaning out his closet. He took everything out, organizing it neatly in his room. He then went downstairs, and carried the Virgin Mary statue his parents kept in the entryway, upstairs. He put the statue in the back of his empty closet, and put everything back in the closet after it.
The little boy sat down at his desk and, taking out a sheet of paper and pen, began to write:
"Dear God, if you ever want to see your mother again..."
Christmas came and went, to no avail. The little boy received no bicycle. He asked his mother,"Why didn't God help me get a bicycle, Mommy?"
"Because God helps those who help themselves," the mother replied.
Taking this advice to heart, the little boy began cleaning out his closet. He took everything out, organizing it neatly in his room. He then went downstairs, and carried the Virgin Mary statue his parents kept in the entryway, upstairs. He put the statue in the back of his empty closet, and put everything back in the closet after it.
The little boy sat down at his desk and, taking out a sheet of paper and pen, began to write:
"Dear God, if you ever want to see your mother again..."