Wanna fill me in?

Here's the eject button!

I thought I had it clinched when nobody replied for like a week. Oh well...
Nah, you could let it go a whole month. I'll eventually dredge it back up. I'm good like that.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
I see.
Do you? Do you see? Because if you don't Lens Crafters is the place to be.

Just when I thought I was out ... they pull me back in.

Silvio is the coolest character on the Soprano's.

My feet itch.

Is it wrong to watch a T.V. series in the middle of it, without first seeing the beginning episodes?

Gee, I sure wish they'd bring back pop rocks.

Well back to the champagne. Which is surprisingly good, fresh, and ... hella potent.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
This is why we should end posting in this topic thread... Do you see? It is poisonous and random and not even funny anymore... Do you SEE?!

And now I'm talking like Francis Dollarhyde... DO YOU SEE!?!?

...You owe me awe.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
It's ... it's funny to me. :cry:

I must amuse myself somehow.

And if people didn't like it, they wouldn't keep popping in to see what zany and insane, and most likely boring thing MTM will say next. They're all like "Well, he's said some funny things before. He might this time. Doubt it. But the possibility is high enough that I must check this post out."

Well sorry to say. Not this one either. I'm saving something truly gutwrenching, heartwarming, and controversial (all at the same time), for my four hundreth post.

See, now I'm advertising future posts.

All the while, the faithful are thinking .."I remember back when this board used to be about Tex Murphy ... "
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:All the while, the faithful are thinking .."I remember back when this board used to be about Tex Murphy ... "
-Cub. =o)
GAH! I've been watching this post for days and days hoping I could make it disappear from the main page. So close...

Alas, the fight begins anew.

NEVER SURRENDER THE THREAD!
Cubase wrote:
Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:All the while, the faithful are thinking .."I remember back when this board used to be about Tex Murphy ... "
-Cub. =o)

Is that a serious, I'm ticked off quote, or a "I really wish you'd stop posting here" quote, or a "get a life" quote ... or ... what? I can't discern the attitude behind this. If you want me to stop I will. But you got make Andy stop too. He started it.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
w00t my post count went up 1 point :D Thats what this site is about :P (poking fun at Cub :P)
I may or may not have started it, but I will certainly end it.
I wonder what it would take for my post count to accurately match the odometer of my car...
It would take this thread stretching on for awhile longer, I suspect.
Oh yes, most definitley.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Indeed.