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Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: January 30, 2008 • 8:11 am
by Fred Buer
I have searched my feelings! I know it to be true!

-Fred

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: January 30, 2008 • 1:45 pm
by Demonlawyer
I knew what you were getting for christmas - I felt your presents.

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: January 31, 2008 • 1:22 am
by Mr. Thomas Malloy
I'm not really a fast food industry worker from Ohio. I'm actually a test subject in an ongoing military investigation into the para-normal, due to my ability to use telekinesis to move objects, and my ability to shoot flames from my fingertips at will. In order for me to use the internet and connect with the outside world, I am forced to come up with this alter ego so that everyone doesn't get suspicious of my true identity. Only today I came up with a little program that will shield my internet traffic from my military captors. This is why I tell you the truth now. For the love of god, will somebody with a big tank and helicopters please come and get me?!? I reside at a military base, but I have no idea where. They never told me my exact location, just the location of where my alter ego online personality was from. I'd use my abilities against them, but I think they planned on that looooong in advance, and thus any attempt to use my powers will end in my body exploding in a thousand tiny pieces.

Please help.

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: January 31, 2008 • 2:07 am
by barefunny
Well I have never played Tex Murphy in my life and only heard of him last week... does this count? Can we make a game series about Fred next?

B :|

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: January 31, 2008 • 6:38 pm
by Fred Buer
Just call it something more interesting than "The Adventures of Fred" please.

-Fred

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: January 31, 2008 • 9:27 pm
by freepizza
Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:I'm not really a fast food industry worker from Ohio. I'm actually a test subject in an ongoing military investigation into the para-normal, due to my ability to use telekinesis to move objects, and my ability to shoot flames from my fingertips at will. In order for me to use the internet and connect with the outside world, I am forced to come up with this alter ego so that everyone doesn't get suspicious of my true identity. Only today I came up with a little program that will shield my internet traffic from my military captors. This is why I tell you the truth now. For the love of god, will somebody with a big tank and helicopters please come and get me?!? I reside at a military base, but I have no idea where. They never told me my exact location, just the location of where my alter ego online personality was from. I'd use my abilities against them, but I think they planned on that looooong in advance, and thus any attempt to use my powers will end in my body exploding in a thousand tiny pieces.

Please help.
I'm betting this one isn't a lie. Don't worry buddy. The Tex crew wont let you down.

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: January 31, 2008 • 10:57 pm
by Jim the old guy
How about: "The Fred Adventures?", or, "Adventures With Fred?"

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: February 01, 2008 • 4:51 am
by emanymton
Jim the old guy wrote:How about: "The Fred Adventures?", or, "Adventures With Fred?"
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Fred Texstone? (Of course the the Barney Rubble part will have to be reworked.)

.

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: February 01, 2008 • 6:16 am
by i'm_melting_i'm_melting
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus.


YA RLY.

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: February 01, 2008 • 7:11 am
by jcarnby
The walrus stole my Elk's tooth...

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: February 01, 2008 • 11:08 am
by SeuLunga
I am Cub's movie.

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: February 02, 2008 • 1:17 am
by marinedalek
I dumped Rusty in the toxic acid and framed Flemm

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: February 02, 2008 • 2:54 am
by Demonlawyer
I always thought it was you marinedalek. There was that funny look in your eyes and that nervous twitch gave it away too.

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: February 02, 2008 • 8:18 am
by Jim the old guy
In truth, I was - AM - Reagan Madsen. CJ doesn't know this, so it is best that no one tells him.

Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Posted: February 02, 2008 • 11:20 am
by jcarnby
CJ already knows...for I AM CJ....

What a horrible shock, Jim.