I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

I knew what you were getting for christmas - I felt your presents.

I'm not really a fast food industry worker from Ohio. I'm actually a test subject in an ongoing military investigation into the para-normal, due to my ability to use telekinesis to move objects, and my ability to shoot flames from my fingertips at will. In order for me to use the internet and connect with the outside world, I am forced to come up with this alter ego so that everyone doesn't get suspicious of my true identity. Only today I came up with a little program that will shield my internet traffic from my military captors. This is why I tell you the truth now. For the love of god, will somebody with a big tank and helicopters please come and get me?!? I reside at a military base, but I have no idea where. They never told me my exact location, just the location of where my alter ego online personality was from. I'd use my abilities against them, but I think they planned on that looooong in advance, and thus any attempt to use my powers will end in my body exploding in a thousand tiny pieces.

Please help.

Well I have never played Tex Murphy in my life and only heard of him last week... does this count? Can we make a game series about Fred next?

B

Just call it something more interesting than "The Adventures of Fred" please.

-Fred

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:I'm not really a fast food industry worker from Ohio. I'm actually a test subject in an ongoing military investigation into the para-normal, due to my ability to use telekinesis to move objects, and my ability to shoot flames from my fingertips at will. In order for me to use the internet and connect with the outside world, I am forced to come up with this alter ego so that everyone doesn't get suspicious of my true identity. Only today I came up with a little program that will shield my internet traffic from my military captors. This is why I tell you the truth now. For the love of god, will somebody with a big tank and helicopters please come and get me?!? I reside at a military base, but I have no idea where. They never told me my exact location, just the location of where my alter ego online personality was from. I'd use my abilities against them, but I think they planned on that looooong in advance, and thus any attempt to use my powers will end in my body exploding in a thousand tiny pieces.

Please help.

I'm betting this one isn't a lie. Don't worry buddy. The Tex crew wont let you down.

How about: "The Fred Adventures?", or, "Adventures With Fred?"

Jim the old guy wrote:How about: "The Fred Adventures?", or, "Adventures With Fred?"

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Fred Texstone? (Of course the the Barney Rubble part will have to be reworked.)

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I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus.


YA RLY.

The walrus stole my Elk's tooth...

I am Cub's movie.

I dumped Rusty in the toxic acid and framed Flemm

I always thought it was you marinedalek. There was that funny look in your eyes and that nervous twitch gave it away too.

In truth, I was - AM - Reagan Madsen. CJ doesn't know this, so it is best that no one tells him.

CJ already knows...for I AM CJ....

What a horrible shock, Jim.