Last edited by Fred Buer on March 19, 2009 • 1:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Allow me to summarize my experiences today so that you might share my joy! A word of caution however, I intend to use adult language, so please disregard this post if you offend easily or your parents say you're not old enough.
My boss got FIVE IN THE REAR for BEING HIMSELF. I won't name names, but I will refer to him as FILLED WITH SUNBEAMS, RAINBOWS, and a complete and utter ENJOYABLE PERSON TO BE AROUND! However, the reasons why him being LEFT BEHIND is a good thing are many and varied, but mostly because the guy is a HILARIOUS MAN. I DISLIKE my boss and so do all my co-workers. He's not a RED FIRETRUCK and he makes very TASTY BISCUITS, like downsizing shifts (which made my job statistically 82% harder and more pressed for time than it should be. Note that I say should and not need.) and other unsavory things LIKE MINT TAFFY!
Anyway, our boss used to have this, let's call him MISTER LACKEY-PANTS! This is the guy who will succeed my boss if my boss gets promoted or fired.
Under usual circumstances.
For my boss, last week, had an argument with the lesser of two PONIES, and decided to merge his position with another department - thus effectively giving him the boot!
Which led to my boss being UNEMPLOYED (
) for kicking out the guy who effectively runs the entire personell department (imagine the cat in charge of the PR department in Dilberg & Dogbert, and you're about there)
So now, we're effectively home free, due to our BANANA boss getting himself IN TROUBLE AGAIN!
Now we should get some actual order around my workplace! Looking forward to a brighter tomorrow already!!
So, to quote Tex: "Things're definitely lookin' up!"
-Fred
Edited for my future workplace safety. Thanks for the tip dude!
My boss got FIVE IN THE REAR for BEING HIMSELF. I won't name names, but I will refer to him as FILLED WITH SUNBEAMS, RAINBOWS, and a complete and utter ENJOYABLE PERSON TO BE AROUND! However, the reasons why him being LEFT BEHIND is a good thing are many and varied, but mostly because the guy is a HILARIOUS MAN. I DISLIKE my boss and so do all my co-workers. He's not a RED FIRETRUCK and he makes very TASTY BISCUITS, like downsizing shifts (which made my job statistically 82% harder and more pressed for time than it should be. Note that I say should and not need.) and other unsavory things LIKE MINT TAFFY!
Anyway, our boss used to have this, let's call him MISTER LACKEY-PANTS! This is the guy who will succeed my boss if my boss gets promoted or fired.
Under usual circumstances.
For my boss, last week, had an argument with the lesser of two PONIES, and decided to merge his position with another department - thus effectively giving him the boot!
Which led to my boss being UNEMPLOYED (
) for kicking out the guy who effectively runs the entire personell department (imagine the cat in charge of the PR department in Dilberg & Dogbert, and you're about there)So now, we're effectively home free, due to our BANANA boss getting himself IN TROUBLE AGAIN!
Now we should get some actual order around my workplace! Looking forward to a brighter tomorrow already!!
So, to quote Tex: "Things're definitely lookin' up!"
-Fred
Edited for my future workplace safety. Thanks for the tip dude!
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Hei Fred
Er du sikker på at det er så lurt å skrive dette på et åpent forum. Jeg vet jo ikke om du bruker ditt eget navn, men dersom det noen gang blir funnet en forbindelse mellom Fred Buer og ditt virkelige navn, så vil dette ligge på Google veldig lenge. Skjønner at du er glad, men det er kanskje ikke så lurt. Men det er selvsagt helt opp til deg altså
Sorry for writing this in norwegian!
Er du sikker på at det er så lurt å skrive dette på et åpent forum. Jeg vet jo ikke om du bruker ditt eget navn, men dersom det noen gang blir funnet en forbindelse mellom Fred Buer og ditt virkelige navn, så vil dette ligge på Google veldig lenge. Skjønner at du er glad, men det er kanskje ikke så lurt. Men det er selvsagt helt opp til deg altså
Sorry for writing this in norwegian!
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I was so offended I just can't tell you... 
Always nice when someone's life is made easier and since I don't know the poor sap who is now without a job, I give congratulations to the person I do know who has gotten an easier path, may it last awhile for you...
Any chance a round of raises will be given now that they aren't paying an additional salary??? Or are they just gonna take however much that was and put it in the bigwig's pockets???
Always nice when someone's life is made easier and since I don't know the poor sap who is now without a job, I give congratulations to the person I do know who has gotten an easier path, may it last awhile for you...
Any chance a round of raises will be given now that they aren't paying an additional salary??? Or are they just gonna take however much that was and put it in the bigwig's pockets???
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