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I think this place could use a bit of controversy.

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:This has gone on long enough. Liver snatching, without prior consent from the human host, is illegal everywhere on this planet, except Thailand, and even there you have to have a permit and a bathtub full of ice prepared beforehand. To promote such rude and disgusting behavior is to invoke the wrath of Eldrid the Wise. He basically shows up in a grey robe, and beats you over the head with a hash pipe, but I tell you there is no greater wrath to invoke.

So under penalty of Eldrid, the conversations about livers must cease and desist.

It is so ordered.

Especially in Fred's case. He knows better.

Liver.... 8)
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
How about this one:

Pug's head is stuck in the water cooler tank.

Tex bashes the underside - OK, it's plastic.

Tex tosses it to the street below, it shatters - OK, it's glass.

You turn around, it's back on the dispenser - intact.

:?

I GIVE UP
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Maybe it's made of fibres taken from a unicorn's liver?
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs
Pug's always a-head of the game.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Jim the old guy wrote:Pug's always a-head of the game.
Good lord...I haven't rolled my eyes that much in a while. :roll:

That one was so bad, it hurts.
Yeah, we all know that's not the way to get ahead in life. He'll never be the head of a major corporation. It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Well it's safe to say that this thread is heading down the toilet.

-Cub. =o)
This thread is giving me a headache....
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This has gone on long enough. Everyone needs to start heading out of this topic.
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
You're right, freepizza. Before we start thinking of the risque puns we can make...
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs
Jen is just jealous because I had a head up on her idea.

BTW, I just flipped a coin; guess what came up?
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
What?
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
Probably tails...oh look, rerun of Head of the Class...
"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Ever heard of Pug's new song? It's a take-off on a Jim Croce tune called: "Head in a Bottle."
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
oh wow....
"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”