The Roswell UFO crash. A package. A serial killer. A government cover-up. A mysterious woman. A missing man. A terrible secret. And you need to shave. It can't get any worse.
Tex is hired by a man named Gordon Fitzpatrick to find a missing person, Dr. Thomas Malloy. The search quickly takes on a more serious tone when Tex discovers that Dr. Malloy was involved in the military's dealings with a U.F.O. that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.
Soon everyone is looking for Dr. Malloy, including the N.S.A. and Malloy's daughter, Regan Madsen. Tex must discover what's hidden in the six puzzle boxes Malloy sent out, and get to them before the others. The secret they contain could be too much for the world to handle.
Will Tex decide to take the straight-and-narrow path, save the world, and get the girl? Will he give in to temptation and greed, and turn his back on everyone he knows and cares about? Or will he be true to himself, and haphazardly bungle his way through, somehow saving his neck – and the world – in the process?